adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!
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The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.
Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.
1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.
Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.
Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.
I circuit bent my TI Speak & Spell to make some heinous noises and loops.
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To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.
"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"
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A girl going into a sex position.
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Daniel- 'i am the master of back bending.'
Issabella-'i can back bend for you.'
A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.
Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.