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pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

by ragingbender September 22, 2010

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Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.

Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.

by @24k October 26, 2010


ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.

1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"

by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009


circuit bending

Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.

Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.

Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.

I circuit bent my TI Speak & Spell to make some heinous noises and loops.

by Xdugef May 23, 2005

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Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

by Billy Hornet December 7, 2008

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Back bending

A girl going into a sex position.
5th element iykyk

Daniel- 'i am the master of back bending.'
Issabella-'i can back bend for you.'

by Master bender July 22, 2020


soft bend

A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.

Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.

by Dablister August 2, 2022