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a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
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Something Ethan Hudlow believes in, and Canadian is his religion
Ethan was chased by Canadian bigfoot
A sexual act where one partner lies down face-up on the ground while the other squats down over them like Bigfoot at a stream and poops in their mouth. The lying-down partner holds the poop in their mouth and then stands up and makes out with the other person, going all "Lady and the Tramp" on the poop.
Note: The partners involved in the Minnesota Bigfoot can be of any configuration: male-female, male-male, female-female
Yesterday I met this fine chick at Church and when we went home together I gave her the Minnesota Bigfoot.
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When one tries to drink an entire 6 pack of Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale in one sitting. Many have tried, many have failed, and only a few have prevailed.
Bro #1 "Hey what are you doing tonight?"
Bro #2 "I got no plans man, you down for the bigfoot challenge?"
Bro #1 "No way man, Im not that hardcore"
A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
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A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.
"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."
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A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.
That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.