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Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.
After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
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to accidentally make a rude remark without thinking about it.
dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
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A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
Example:
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
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noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"
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when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.
Joke is told,
Laughter,
someone says "Gowing!"
someone else says "BLANCH!"
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Wow. Anne Blanche is as unique as her name. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see and her body and hair are stunning. Anne Blanche is crazy, but the kind of crazy that makes you love her and want her. She is hard on herself and doesn’t realize the light she brings to every room. She has the most beautiful smile that is contagious. Anne Blanche is the girl you don’t realize you are in love with, but when you do realize it, you fall hard. Her witty and funny personality always brings a smile to your face. Every detail and quirk about her makes you fall more and more in love. If you get an Anne Blanche, don’t lose her. And if you make her mad, she will demolish you because it takes a lot to make her mad. Look deep into Anne Blanche’s eyes and you will fall madly in love.
Anne Blanche is so weird, I love her though.
That girl’s insane —- must be an Anne Blanche
a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad