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A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.
The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.
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One who only uses blogs to bitch about how bad their life is, even though nobody ever reads them.
Dear Livejournal,
My mom wouldn't let me go to the Panic at the Disco concert, then my cat fell off the roof and my girlfriend broke up with me, so I"m going to go cut myself now
:)
</3 emo blogger
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Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.
Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.
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Someone who routinely skips blogging for a week or more at a time.
He's such a hobo blogger I've stopped linking to him.
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A sub-variant of Unwarranted Self Importance (USI) widely seen among the Internet-going population. Became common once everybody from your Grandma to your kindergarten teacher realized they could create a blog/Facebook page/YouTube channel where they could inflict their opinions on those unlucky enough to wander by with zero consequences or monetary cost.
In days past, the disease was restricted to ranting street preachers, and was limited by factors such as the price of soap-boxes and copy paper, and the generally low levels of give a shit present in the pre-Internet population
Symptoms consist of:
1) assuming that people on the Internet like you and the things you say, when most are actually indifferent at best
2) projecting your narrow interests on to people who don't share them, then confusing their bored silence for approval
3) producing content which focuses mostly on shallow appeals for approval, instead of actually informing, challenging or entertaining
4) cultivating a small clique of like-minded Internet goers, which (despite representing a microscopic fraction of the population as a whole) you then cite as proof that you're "kind of a big deal"
Treatment includes:
1) deleting the offending Facebook/YouTube/blog pages
2) re-connecting with real life friends and family over shared activities
3) rediscovering that nobody on the Internet really cares that much about your life, your cat, or what you had for dinner today (even the people that say they do)
Doctor: "Yes, I was afraid of this...it's Blogger's Disease. And a bad case, too. I've seen it a hundred times."
Patient: "My God, is there any cure?"
Doctor: "Yes there is... but I'm afraid you won't like it. It might require you to be less of a douche. It may require you to interact with the physical world. Are you prepared to handle it?
Patient: "Whatever it takes, Doctor."
Doctor: *smashes laptop to pieces with a hammer*
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Inability to think of anything to blog about.
I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.
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Fashion bloggers are a kind of species of fashionistas that dedicate their lives to their fashion blog, a place where they post pictures of the latest runway trends that no one can ever afford (including themselves) or pictures of themselves in slutty poses wearing things they considered fashionable, such as a fur coat with neon green booty shorts and high heels.
Fashion bloggers come in different personas, the most common cases include the stupid 14 year old rich girl, and the 25 year old single girl who can't afford shit.
Though most fashion bloggers are female, the male form has not been unheard off, though in most cases the specimen is gay.
This fashion blogger is so fabulous! I was reading her blog and apparently hot pink shoes are in now... I wonder If I should shave my head and weight 100 lb like the model in the picture?
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