Pre-Board

To get on before you get on.

A corruption of the English language by the airline companies.

"'We would like to pre-board.' Well, what exactly is that, anyway? What does it mean to ‘pre-board’, you get on before you get on?" - George Carlin

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

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sounding board

A sounding board is a good listener, and either confirms what they hear or offers an opinion when the sound they hear is "off key".

Thanks for being my sounding board. It helps me grow to have someone that listens to me and offers feedback when needed.

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ICSE board

A association of child torture run by a very warm man gayri arathoon and they like transparent liquid which is white in colour. PS : very student friendly

A teacher : ICSE board is student friendly
Whole class : WHEEZE

College Board

a aristocratic group that manipulates khan academy into advertising the SAT (to gain popularity over the ACT). And really expensive AP tests. they have convinced colleges that making kids pay a lot of $ to send one number to them is a good indicator of college readiness. not to mention some ppl can pay $69420 for test prep and likely do well

College Board charges so much to send one fucking number to a school. I got a 5 on the ap test but i m broke from buying the test. how tf will i send my scores to colleges? might as well not take any college board tests and not do college :(

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Board Face

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.

Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.

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Bang for Board

The act of having sex with someone in order to have somewhere to stay that night. Generally done when visiting a new city/town when money for a hotel is in short supply.

I met this girl in a bar, she wasn't the prettiest but I only have two euro in my pocket and nowhere to stay so I had to bang for board.

My girlfriend kicked me out so I went to a club to bang for board

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