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when your horny and your dick stands up
when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos
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a large number of guys giving and recieving anally forming a circle
I heard there was a 50 guy bonerring at the gay club last night
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Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.
Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.
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an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."
Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
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a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
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A mistake, so like Boner Donor.
“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
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when captain winkie stands at attention
"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"
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