beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

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bonnet bash

when u lay a woman over the bonnet of your car and take her from behind.

i took her down the alley, where we were caught bonnet bashing

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mr bonnet

Is a TERM strictly used to refer to the male penis.

My mr bonnet is bigger then your

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Bonnet Bay

A suburb in the shire where people have literally died of boredom. There is no trainline and only 2 roads in and out, reports of inbreeding are common and widespread.

Steve: Hey man i went to Bonnet bay the other day and i saw a guy with 3 arms.
Gary: Yeah that's pretty common in bonnet bay, there's nothing to do there so they breed with family members.

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VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

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Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

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bonnet-hop

Bonnet-hop: (AUS) To hop onto the hood or 'bonnet' of anothers car and defaecate.

eg. Bob "I heard you did a bonnet-hop on Mike's car"

Frank" Yeah man I shat all over it"