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A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
An "off-brand." A product sold inexpensively under a relatively unfamiliar brand name and often considered inferior to better known brands.
I couldn't afford an iPod so I bought a bobo brand from Walmart.
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A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.
Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"
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Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.
Jon: Dude! Watch it, if you spill that drink on my $ 350 Zegna shirt I'm gonna lose it.
Dave: Stop brand dropping Jon. No one cares what kind of shirt that is.
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The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.
Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?
Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
#promotion. How well people know your product.
Brand Awareness is a bit like being the popular kid in your class, and everyone knows your name. Except for you're a multi-billion dollar industry, like Coca-Cola, not Gretchen from Mean Girls.
a hickey
Leonardo: Dude, how'd your date go?
Michaelangelo: She lip branded me!
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Owen: Dude, put on a turtleneck, I can see your lip brand!
Luke: Really? Aw, man, I can't have a hickey! Grandma's visiting today!