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guy 1: dude stop scratching your ass
guy 2: dude im sorry but its one of the deep ones directly on mi brown eye
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It's a literal asshole.
Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?
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when a person poops in to someones eye and they go blind
he can't see me, he got brown eyed
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Someone that is so full of shit, that you can see it in there eyes. Thus they have brown eyes. Originated in the American South-West.
Frank: Dude, the Holocaust was fake!
Kevin: Sure it was brown eyes.
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when u fart on someones pillow and its gives them pink eye
dude i gave my sister a brown eye... she had pink eye for 3 weeks lol
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The act of sending a picture message, email, or just mailing a polaroid of a large feces expulsion from your body to an unsuspecting friend or enemy. Usually these stool piles are unique in size, shape , or color. Not just your run of the mill dump.
"Look at the size of this turd! It's wider than a can of shaving cream and longer than a cue stick! Where's my camera phone? I'm Brown Eye-ing Tom!"
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