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A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.
Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
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Its a better drink then Samuel Adams, Its heaven in a bottle!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
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Its a better drink then Samuel Adams, Its heaven in a bottle!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
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If someone is to say a chic is a bud light girl is means "shes a sure sign of a good time!"
Jessica Beil is deffinatly a bud light girl
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Step 1: One person says, "Bud Light Lime!"
Step 2: Everyone in the room has to put a fist on the table in front of them and then proceed to twerk.
Step 3: If you don't, then bummer. You lose.
Step 4: You must drink. And it might not be a Bud Light Lime, and I know you wished it was, but it's booze, so just drink it. And if you don't like Bud Light Lime, well fuck you, drink anyway.
One says," Bud Light Lime!"
James, Dan, and Tom put their fists down to the table, and than proceed to twerk.
Jeff, looks around in bewilderment, stays stationary and idle.
James, Dan, and Tom: "DRINK, BITCH!"
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To have a running start followed by ducking, thus performing a slide. Used in the early 2-D Super Mario Bros. games, particularly in SMB and SMB 3.
"My bros taught me that it's faster to use a Bud Light slide than having to break through a bunch of bricks, like in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros."
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Usually stated before someone is going to do something woke/stupid.
Sam: " I really enjoy Target - it's a great store! "
Target: "Hold my bud light"