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After the no calculator math sections of the SAT, everyone disperse for their five minute break. When they return, everyone screams CALCULATOR HOURS as they pull out their TI-84's. Everyone except for Stephen Hawking that is.
Everyone before the calculator math section of the SAT: CALCULATOR HOURS
Stephen Hawking: gjfvbwqkj
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This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)
celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans
oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,
they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team
celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto
celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator
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Any Asian who is good at math.
Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
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A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.
"Look at them Calculator Boys over there"
"I wish I had a Calculator like them Calculator Boys"
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When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum
According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.
"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."
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A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.
A random ethot:OMG guys are such jerks
Yung calculator:I know right such jerks
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