Can you speak English

Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.

Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw

Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”

That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”

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Can You Feel the Sunshine

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.

Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

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Can you feel the electricity?

A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.

Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?

Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!

can you break it down

explain something , especially by dividing it into parts

That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

Can you pack up?

When your driving your maths teacher up the wall and they ask you to leave the classroom.

Alfie can you pack up?

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