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The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.
This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.
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Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
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When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.
Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!
Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!
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When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
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Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
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The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.
*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
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Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.
Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.
Damn dude, good to see you joined the canoe club frfr.