Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.

Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."

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Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.

"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"

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cattle toe

(noun): a variant of the urban camel toe caused not by the tension of a woman's clothing but by the sheer force of her protruding body fat

Whoa! Check out that cattle toe...she must be 400 pounds!

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cattle

1 cattle equals $100. It usually costs $100 to buy a baby bull calf and so a cattle is $100. 1 Benjamin equals a cattle. One hundred federal reserve notes equals a 'cattle'. Got some cattle? = got some money? Cattle= sweet moolah.

one hundred dollars equals one cattle.
If you say "cattle r out" means whatever you're going to do will take alot of money.

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cattle prod

Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.

Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.

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Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

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the cattle are out

an expression used when something goes horribly wrong, such as 15000 dollars worth of cattle heading for the field

Mike,why are your cattle in the garden? Ahh goddamit the cattle are out, help me befor they get into the field.

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