caught a finger

when you're not gay but you have been fingered before by a girl

"You're hot, I'm not gay- I mean i have caught a finger before but, not gay." -Amy Schumer

caught masturbating

The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.

"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."

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Caught in 4k

When you caught someone red-handed.

“Nah.. Caught in 4k bro… you ain’t ever recovering from this.”

“If I found out you posted that, swear you not waking up tomorrow.”

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caught out

To be caught doing something one should not have been doing. Similar to being jaked.

Billy got caught out by the cops smoking weed.

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getting caught

When your beating your meat and someone, most likely your mom, walks in and catches you doing it

Tyler: you know what sucks

Dean:what?
Tyler:getting caught

Dean:the fuck does that mean
Tyler:go on urban dictionary
Dean:oh shit your right that does suck

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caught on voicemail

A situation where a conversation not meant to be heard by a third party is recorded on voicemail or answering machine, due to one participant dialling a number (perhaps unintentionally) and forgetting to hang up after the call was not answered. The voicemail then activates and records the conversation. The person, on whose voicemail the conversation was recorded, can then listen to the conversation he/she was not meant to hear, and if necessary, provide it as evidence.
Such voice messages are often of poor sound quality, due to cell phone being placed in a pocket or purse, but often can be clear enough for the listener to extract the main idea.

Kate: So, I've heard you're going out with Adam? That's just two days after I broke up with him!?
Lana: Ahm... ... Who told you?
Kate: I heard your whole conversation with Carol on my voicemail. You called me, and must have forgotten to hang up after I didn't answer.
Lana: F***! I can't believe it got caught on voicemail!

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caught in the moment

When you're jerkin it and it feels so good that you forget where you are

Goddam I was choking my chicken and it was so nice that I got caught in the moment and now I need to buy some new sheets

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