This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.
Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.
8π 37π
When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.
dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!
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Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears
I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me
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a term used on Friday night cranks to name an adress
jerred: where are you. other person: where are you ? jerred:
52 Cauliflower Ln
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A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"
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What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
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A boy who eats copious amounts of cauliflower. typically feels no shame in their actions
Daniel: βI am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel zero shame, i love it, especially dipped in ranch.β
Lindsey: βYou disgust meβ