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When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.
This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
a woman who has a small knife and takes your balls with it
Person 1: ayo have you seen the ceo of balls?
Person 2: yeah bro she cut my balls off
The best call of duty modern warfare clan in the united states of motherfucking america boa 🦅, if you have any problems with us you can find the best gamers in the fucking world in discord.gg/ceo. Do you understand me boa?
Woah, we just got shitted on be Ceo Klan. It was probably Ceo Dahmer.
A person who is a government representative of cheese
A phase used to describe someone who becomes overweight by failing to exercise and over-indulging in expensive food.
Cody: Dude you're fat, but like rich guy fat - you know, CEO fat
Maz: I know man... I gotta cut down on those truffle fries
One of the Final bosses of the internet, 2019’s Satan
I’m finna beat the CEO of racism
Me and the boys when I beat the CEO of racism
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A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
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