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When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
Apparently I didn't wipe good enough, because when I tea bagged my girl I left a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
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Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."
Common' guys take your cheerio break. I need you ready for the next batch so get your break in now.
a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".
He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!
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A phrase that is used to describe the texture and visual appearance of
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.
I asked her how she liked it. She said, "I like it when you roll
your tongue over my rubber cheerio".
A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.
Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!
Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!
Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
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Another name for the oh so fruity goodness of fruit loops.
Where's the freaken milk for my gay cheerios?
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Anyone with an accent that is trying to get sex.
Look at the new transfer student, he's totally trying to get in Lizzy's pants, that horny cheerio.
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