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Most chess players are pacifist pussies who can't win a real fight.
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Chess is a very handsome , funny, and athletic guy. He is the person you want to hang out with. he's usually smart. They attract the most beautiful girls, Chess usually has a big penis too. Chess is a great friend and is very positive too.
Chess is a great friend to have , and also is funny.
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Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.
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"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)
Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.
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Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)
"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"
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When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
The act of playing a stratagem, moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, brain sparklingly sophisticatedly process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a spectacular Autist themselves.
Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now and the rapture is occuring. That's pretty sweet, huh? So that's what 4D chess was alluding to ...
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