Chooch

To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.

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chooch

To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.

After the funeral I went home and had a good "chooch".

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Chooch

Blow, snow, cocaine, coke, nose candy

Yoo do we have any chooch left?

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chooch

originally used by Italians to mean someone cheep, this word became mainstream and now is used mock somebody you don't like

it has no real meaning

Hey, ya chooch give me my shit back

That teacher is such a chooch

Do you see that chooch across the street, I don't know him but I hate him

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chooch

one who tries to get away without paying or is always a few dollars short. Someone who gets off cheap.

That fucking chooch didn't leave a tip!

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chooch

the nova scotian slang for “vape”. i’m from BC so i don’t understand it, but there it is ladies and gentlemen

normal person: hey dude can i hit ur vape?
nova scotian: what’s a vape? do u mean my chooch? sure!

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chooch

Catcher on the Philadelphia Phillies. The man behind Roy Halladay's perfect game and the best damn catcher in baseball.

Derived from a Panamanian swear word ('choocha') he was often heard uttering while he struggled through the Dominican League.

*Carlos Ruiz hits a home run

Phillies fans: CHOOOOOOOOOOCH!

Announcers: Those are not boos, those are chooch calls!

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