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Sex on a sandy beach and the man dips his dick in the sand prior to intercourse, and the woman is OK with it.
'We went at it on the beach and she WANTED sex dirty and sandy . So as I got hard and she made me wet and dipped me into the sand before mounting my churro. This was a Consensual Churro'
When you shit in the sand and scoop it up with a toy shovel and pack it into a girls vagina.
Man, I have that hoe a Chilean Churro last night, I wouldn't sleep with her if I was you!
When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.
Dude I got drunk on vacation....I was boning my lady on the beach and bad news..... Screaming Churro!
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when a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse on the beach . the guy takes out his penis , rubs it in the sand and puts it back in the vagina . like a churro .
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Interacial sex, what happends when the gardner meets the the horny Milf housewife and make a meal.
Jose the gardner: Senora, i'm done with yoor gardin.
Housewife: Great, you want something eat? Maybe......you could eat a hot, tasty burger that I could give you?
Jose the gardner: Oh.....shoore! I'll bring my churro.
Housewife: Awesome! Let's make a Churro-Burger!
*The Gardner sticks his dick in the mature housewife's pussy and makes a great fusion of food*
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When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.
I really hate her, next bonfire I am going to give her a screaming churro.
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When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."