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Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.
Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.
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the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms
have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?
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delicious carbonated Japanese candy. Various flavors include grape, peach, and apple. Available at World Market.
Dewd, Mitsuya Cider is beast!!! It fizzes in your mouth!!
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The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.
Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"
Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."
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When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".
Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.
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AKA Old Rosy, a cider served by the Cwmanne Tavern in Cwmanne (near lampeter, wales). Know for its unusual potency.
"That Old Rosy is a Sui-Cider"
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