Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

Apple Cider

Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.

Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.

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cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

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mitsuya cider

delicious carbonated Japanese candy. Various flavors include grape, peach, and apple. Available at World Market.

Dewd, Mitsuya Cider is beast!!! It fizzes in your mouth!!

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hot cider

The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.

Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"

Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."

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Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

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sui-cider

AKA Old Rosy, a cider served by the Cwmanne Tavern in Cwmanne (near lampeter, wales). Know for its unusual potency.

"That Old Rosy is a Sui-Cider"

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