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With several new, hotter, woke women joining congress, #CILF, which stands for "congresswoman I'd like to fuck," should be used, only after these women are recognized for their fresh ideas that promise meaningful change. But yes, it is also worth noting they are hot af, which can be expressed with the #CILF or CILF acronym.
Nancy Pelosi is a total #CILF did you see the meme of her with the gavel. I'd like to know what else she can do with that gavel.
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Chink
I'd
Like to
Fuck
If u r talking to an asian guy/girl, u'd prolly say AILF rather than CILF (Chink is replaced by Azn or Asian)
Jim:"Ohhhh man, that Korean girl is a CILF!"
Frey:"Ahh I prefer Jap chicks. Tomoko is a freakin CILF alright."
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Hillary Clinton is a hot Cilf.
Nancy Pelosi is a hot cilf, but some would call her a congressional cilf.
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Yeah, Obama has a lot of strategic advantages over Clinton, and McCain too for that matter, but more importantly, he's a total cilf.
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"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.
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A cookie you’d like to have sexual intercourse
Oh my gosh Vanilla cookie is such a CILF!