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Something white people love more than the Mexicans.
White girl- OMG!!! Cinco de mayo!!!
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how messed up is it that cinco de mayo 2020 falls on taco tuesday and we are stuck at home because of a virus named after a mexican beer
me being mexican: yay its cinco de mayo
girl named ella: yay
even though she is rasist and doesnt know what it means
A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.
Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
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A large area containing mass numbers of annoying twats. Due to the lack of Blacks, the white people compensate by "becoming black". This involves insanely baggy pants, calling everyone "nigga" and grabbing their region where their junk should be in a pathetic attempt to be cool. They use words/phrases like "mayn","Shittttt, niggguhhhh", and "Oh damn son" on their myspaces, making them cool?
They hate their race, but love "dem hoes", and everyone knows the wiggers get all the girls... right.
"You see that faggot over there?"
"The queer grabbing his lack of a sack and pointing at a girl and saying "Oh shit son"?"
"Yeah, lets laugh at him."
"Careful, he might be packing"
"Yeah right, that bitch is a wigger"
"Fucking Cinco Ranch Wiggers"
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The celebration period of Cinco de Mayo. Drinking on or around or for the holiday.
Hey, I wanna get my Cinco de Drinko on -- are you in??
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A combination of a dirty Sanchez and a high five This should be used at corporate meetings or any pep talk situations that you do not care about.
At church, the priest was so happy he "high fives" the chorus, so I offered up a "cinco de Sanchez"
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A beer-fest that occurs on May 5 of the year, with lots of tequila and margaritas.
Man, I got so wasted on Cinco de Mayo!
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