conked out

to suddenly, and without warning, transition from a fully-functional state into a completely non-functional state.

"...and the next thing I knew, he had just conked out, right there in the middle of the room."

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conked out

1) To suddenly be in a state of fully functioning to non-functioning.

1)We drank until we puked and then we all conked out.
3)I heard a pop come from the blender right before it conked out.

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Conk Out

British slang. Meaning

1)To suddenly stop working.

2)To suddenly lose consciousness/fall asleep

My SatNav just conked out!
Don't let her mix weed and booze or she'll throw up then conk out in the middle of the lounge
I was halfway through my twelfth Jaeger Bomb when I conked out

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cock conk

a nose shaped like a penis

karl maldern's cock conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

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waffle conk

rear end, bottom, ass

'I sit on my waffle conk'

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shwaney conks

Can replace any word when one needs to talk but has nothing to say

- Joe!
- Yes, Jack.
- Shwaney conks!
- I see

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donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

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