Geneva Convention

A primitive, simpleminded concept involving the ban of weapons that us apes only really started using in the latter centuries.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR, HE'S USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS, I WANT TO USE THEM TOO, THAT'S CHEATING!
Fuck the Geneva Convention, Hurry up and just fire the fucking nukes already..."

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Convention

— noun

1. Archaic a gathering of midgets

2. a gathering of little people

eg. “We’d better stock up on trampolines; the convention is in town.”
eg. “That’s nothing, bro.. I once hung out with a convention of Tyrion Lannisters in Vegas.”
eg. “Could you please move a little to your right? I’m trying to see the convention.”

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Convent gyal

A gorgeous female w/ a bad attitude🥴💕

Check that convent gyal nah...she sweeetuh

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Idiot's Convention

(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.

Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?

Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!

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anime convention

a gathering of socially awkward people with cat ears

i cant wait to wear my neko cosplay at the anime convention!

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Republican Convention

When a pornstar receives quadruple anal.

Why do they call it a Republican Convention? Because there are way too many dicks in one place.

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Vodka Convention

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.

1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.

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