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A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money
Man 1 He/She is shitting so much!
Man 2 Its the year of the coronavirus
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Some fuck ass virus thats thought it would be funny to fuck up our whole summer.
Jamal: Yo wys the jam's next week, special dj's, BYOB tho, fly trust is gonna be live, females free so bring ur gyal.
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".
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A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011
John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.
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A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
While in the Coronavirus position:
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
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A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems
“It’s coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because I’m totally gunna poo 1,000 times a day”
-Boomers
“Coronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.”
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN
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