coyote morning

A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.

"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"

"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"

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Carbondale Coyote

Used to describe any female who desires anal intercourse during, or immediately following the performance of a live folk band.

She just turned into a Carbondale Coyote while The String Cheese Band was playing... She wanted it hard.

coyote fuck

when you wake up the next morning with an ugly chick on your arm and you would rather naw your own arm off, rather than to wake her up

doug - that was a great party til the next morning
tony - why
doug - woke up next to amber
tony - she is a coyote fuck

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g-coyote

griffin's ghetto fab nickname (pronounced g-kite)

Yo, g-coyote, whats up with with bruno being so pagal all the time?

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coyote date

1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.

1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...

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coyote biscuit

Made up by chase carter.

This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.

second definition: ATM - ass to mouth

third definition: poopy penis to mouth

when ozo umeh puts his dick into a austin eriksons asshole and then puts it into spencer clouds mouth, this is called a coyote biscuit.

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Coyote Patch

Any bar where old than cougars hang looking for young ones.

Good god man... that is one bad coyote patch, stay out of there.