Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is a minecraft roleplaying server populated by a couple hundred socially depraved teens on the internet. The server is owned by Tythus, who spends thousands of dollars on steam and likes to pop on the server to do nothing. The server hosts several inside-joke memes, such as "Edgy" "Toxicity" and also possesses it's own brand of "memes" made by the playerbase. Ave Oren heretics.

Person 1: Yo, have you played Lord of the craft?
Person 2: Nah, I don't enjoy minecraft roleplay servers where tons of teens play.

Guy 1: How's your character on Lord of the Craft going?
Guy 2: Good, good. He's developing at a decent pace.

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craft attack

When a WoW player has a sudden urge to go home and play World of Warcraft despite anything happening around them.

Tim: Hey bro you wanna hit this party?
Fred: Paladin
Tim: What?
Fred: Sorry man, had a craft attack

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craft beer

An industry of weird concoctions invented to disprove the mostly true notion that American beer is shit. Which actually proves that they knew it already.

What is this piss... craft beer?

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team crafted

team crafted is a couple of people who play minecraft and are very popular.like deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion. bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, bajancanadian, and sky is most popular. they all moved in in 2013 and are now living together

deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion, bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, and bajancanadian. these are all members of team crafted.

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Hardcore crafting

When arts and crafts leaves you with fins for hands. You have glitter in places you wish you didn't know could get glitter in and scissors have been used so much they are dull.

Person 1: I'm going hardcore crafting
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like fight club with out the dying.
Person 2:You broke rule #1 and #2 of fight club!

Chaos Craft

Chaos Craft is a minecraft realm created by IcedChaos2 , idea was by Jawz Editz! It used to be a normal Minecraft Realm but a dog named Bread became president and ruined it, then everything went downhill! Soon, it lead to chaos, and that lead to more chaos. Now there are several seasons of Chaos Craft :)

-“Hey, can I please have a tour of Chaos Craft?”

-“Sure but be aware there’s giant dicks everywhere”