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When a car creeps forward on a red light, about to turn green.
That car infront of us is creeping!
Idiot, there's a left turn signal
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A man whose socioeconomic status is lower than the woman who he wants to meet.
beautiful woman: that creep just asked me for my phone number! (points at awkward, socially inept man)
white knight: I'll take care of the problem (beats the snot out of the creep)
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A hot new dance craze created by Lonely Island. Were your arms are T-Rexin and knees are coming up to your waste if not higher while making a creepy face and stalking someone with scrunched shoulders. And dont forget to smile.
Eric: Hey Steve did you see that crazy dance he just did.
Steve: Yeah its called The Creep.
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CREEP Definition #2
A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls While Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you How Great They Are at Martial Arts, so they CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows & have them Tattooed on.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that CREEP Would Stop Hanging Her Tits in My Husband's Face at our Daughter's Birthday Party.
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Sunglasses that are tinted enough you can't see the wearer's eyes. Specifically designed to look at cleavage and ass within close proximity without the obviously creepy element.
Jim: Hey man, let's get outside and check out some tail.
Chad: Cool. Hold on one sec. Let me grab my creeps from my room.
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1. The act of hitting on chicks when you are black-out drunk in hopes of hooking up with them. The act is usually committed by a person who is know to frequently do this, a creeper.
2. The act of macking on extremely drunk chicks when you are still sober, also a common act done by creepers.
Man look at that fool rube, he's creeping all over thoose fine ladies eventhough they don't want none.
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