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A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.
"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
Basically jus fake cheap diamonds
Guy 1: This watch is only 100$
Guy 2: Those are cvs diamonds
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A person, who focuses his entire life solely on his cv. A CV fetishist will only perform activities, that will end up benefitting his CV and refrain from actions that are of no interest to the potential employer.
Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV.
Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.
Person 1. :What has Jack been doing lately?
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community.
Person 1: I thought he hated negros.
Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist.
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Go to get some more drugs to deal.
I'm gonna go to CVS. I'm running low on supplies.
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He told his story like he was reading from a CVS receipt.
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When the girl behind the counter at cvs tells you that you have change when you really dont. The only reason she says this is to get you in bed.
That crazy slut tried thoes cvs mind games again.
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When someone working at cvs tells you that you have change even when you know u don't so that u'll go over to them and they can rape u
That bitch was trying to play cvs mind games
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