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The habitual cycle of porn:
● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
● Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
● Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs
● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.
"Dude can I borrow your Scat Movies?"
"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."
"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."
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A Gay piece of shit cock sucking penis licking female hating phone booth looking ass idiot deck that only people with their main intrest being big bulgy cocks play
-HI i am gay
-OH u play hog cycle?
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is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over
Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.
Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.
Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.
Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
Riding a bicycle and holding another bike.
Typically a man of african decent, riding a bicycle while at the same time holding another bicycle with his right or left hand as it rolls beside him. They are obtained when kids or other unintelligent people leave bikes outside unattended for a short period. Usually in larger cities.
"Look over there, that nigger is nigger cycling a kids bike!"
Jen: hey i cant find my bike.
Charles: did you check the garage?
Jen: no i left it right here on the front porch.
Charles: well, looks like you've been nigger cycled.
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In one game, a hockey player tallies an even-strength goal, a power play goal, a short-handed goal, a penalty shot goal, and an empty net goal. So-called because of its accomplishment by the legendary Mario Lemieux.
The Lemieux Cycle is evidence enough that he is the greatest hockey player of all time; after all, there's no such thing as a Gretzky Cycle.
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Noun. The process of a girl breaking up with her boyfriend and then whoring it up but then feeling bad about being a whore and getting a new boyfriend and then breaking up with that boyfriend to start whoring again.
Ever since high school, Kaila has been in a continuous whore-cycle. Lately though she has been a whore.
Nicole and Robert seem really happy together but who knows when the next whore-cycle will begin again
A series of years:
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?
We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
#1: Damn, this year sucks. All my plans have been ruined by the coronavirus. Now there’s rioting and the police have gone mad with power...
#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20