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July 10th
Daughter's can get the same treatment fathers and mothers get on their day.
I'll show him...he gets Father's Day...just wait until Daughter's Day...
14👍 4👎
A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears
My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water
18👍 7👎
Intoxication to the point of physical retardation and/or mongoloid facial expressions.
I was so wasted last night I looked like Jerry's Daughter.
6👍 1👎
A girl who was a goodie goodie in high school then goes to college and goes crazy with drugs alcohol etc...
That Megan has really turned into a preachers daughter during freshman year
12👍 5👎
A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.
"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"
22👍 10👎
A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.
Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"
Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"
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The mystical 'tonic' where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and sexism issues because they see the world through their daughters' experiences
He became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the Daughter Water
5👍 1👎