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The Mod Delusion

The mod delusion occurs on internet forums, usually during heated debate about a given subject matter, where the moderators are actually engaged in the discussion, rather than sitting on the sidelines tight-lipped, as forum members seem to expect them to remain.
A forum member (usually one with a lower than average IQ) who is unable to accurately express his opinions, and/or who is clearly losing the argument, essentially breaks off from the logical reasoning, and claims one of several unrelated things - that the forum is run by power-hungry moderators, that the given moderator is a bad example of his role, or simply that its not fairโ€ฆ
The member fails to appreciate that a moderator is himself a member, and entitled to his opinion, and that (unless he is secretely editing the members posts) he is not abusing his position in any way by expressing them. The member is instead making himself look like a petulant child who is throwing his toys out of the pram because he is being outsmarted.

Member: I think the best colour is red
Moderator: I think its Blue.
Member: yeah, whatever, its Red.
Moderator: Its clearly Blue, based on independta studies carried out around the world, and pschyo-chromatic qualities of the colour blue, as evidenced through the last 2000 years of human art and design.
Member: OMFG dis forum is run by colour nazi's! You shouldnt be allowed to b a mod, im leaving, nothing you can say will make me stay, im never coming back
Moderator: Another example of the mod delusion. Bye

by Baron Von Winky January 23, 2012


optical delusion

Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.

The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.

by beandog February 9, 2005

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worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 23, 2017

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The God Delusion

The God Delusion is a blasphemy book written by Richard Dawkins that bashes the best book ever to exist, The Bible. God is greater than this boy and Ricchie should be thankful to him that he lives instead of writing all these lies.

The boy burned The God Delusion book by Richard Dawkins.

by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009

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worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia and preexisting psychotic disorders. The worker affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is just a local pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 23, 2017

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tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020


Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)

A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing

B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome

A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday

B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius

by Panda suplex September 12, 2017

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