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God himself
Kid 1:Danny Devito is god.
Kid 2: OH MY GOD HE IS!!! HE SHOULD BE WOLVERINE
Kid 1: YESSSSSSS!
literally a legend so beautiful amazing hot drop dead gorgeous amazing beautiful talented
Danny Devito has to be the best person breathing oxygen
God, but sexier.
“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”
A living specimen who is an absolute unit and is almost as hot as shrek
Danny devito “UHHHHH oh shrek harder HARDER”
A very very sexy man with a very very sexy attitude.
I ain’t gay
Kyle: dude did you see this new kid?
Megan: OMG I totally did! He’s looks like Danny Devito!!!!!
New kid: hey
*faints*
Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo
Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*
When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.
They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.
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