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The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
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A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.
(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy
A child molestor.
See that guy on the news who raped that boy or girl ? He's a fiddler diddler.
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In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.
"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."
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Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.
One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.
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One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.
That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!
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