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What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.
Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.
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A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!
Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.
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a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)
Get out of my way you fucking dildo.
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May be used in place of a forgotten word.
Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.
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The supreme icon of male obsolescence in today's society. Once a woman gets a taste of the right one, she never puts up with male bullshit again. Hard when we want it, long as we like it, goes as long as we do, provides instant fantasy support so we can imagine ourselves being fucked HARD AND LONG by hot-and-sexy anybody we want to be by instead of that dumb twat swaggering around thinking he's the center of our life and about to get dumped, no wet spot, no HIV, no other woman, no other man, no backtalk, no bullshit, and when you're done with it you can dump it in a drawer and it's out of your face - no fucking phone calls, last minute date requests or sassing. To be gotten at the sex toy shop near you, and the good ones are about $100-150. Small price to pay for peace of mind, yo. GIRL, GET THAT DILDO TODAY AND WATCH YOUR SON OF A BITCH SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND START TO SWEAT WITH REAL FEAR.
They pretend to like it, but they don't really. Just think, a thick slab of latex gets your pussy more than they ever will. I bought mine and am NEVER looking back. And right here let's kill the myth we ladies choose dildos because "no one else would fuck us". WTF? You're on crack, you male bitches. I turn you down all the time. WE USE DILDOS BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU AND BRING LESS BULLSHIT. GOSPEL TRUTH. GET SCHOOLED.
"What the fuck do I need YOU for? I've got A DILDO that makes you look like the soft bitch you are. Get the fuck out of my house, you saggy balled twat. Technology has made your ass REDUNDANT."
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