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A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
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1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
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When a black athlete gets in trouble and then gets hired back by the NFL at a reduced rate, due to his felony convictions.
I know Michael Vick is a good athlete, but we can hire that discount nigger for a lot less now since he has felony convictions.
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adj- used to describe a person who isn't all there in the head.
- to state someone is cretarded or special, at a price (reduction 40 to 60% off)
Galileo- My cat keeps chasing flies into walls
Tawn- Dude, you're cat is so freakin discounted.
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A Deptford discount is the acquisition for free of something that should cost money. It was originally made popular by the residents of the London suburb of Deptford.
Dave: Ey, Kev, what're you doin, the till's over there?
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!
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When a nigga looking for lil discount
With nigga discount ?
When you knock the price off something your selling to a good friend
I was selling my old ford for $5000 but gave Chad a 2 grand buddy discount cuz I've known him since middle school