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The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
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An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!
Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.
Dad: Now, don't think this is all about you.
Billy: It was me! I was the one who killed the cat.
Mom: Not true. Pooders fell of a cliff.
Billy: Will you still live with each other?
(Mom and Dad glance at each other.)
Mom: No I'm sorry. Daddy is moving out.
Billy: Why?
(runs up to bedroom)
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Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
50% of Married couples get a divorce.
Division of a marriage
Seperation of a family.
It often destroys the kids. and then they are never able to love again.
Exs, often get remarried to douches who the kids never like.
Jack and Jill are getting a divorce.
They tell Jane "they are still friends", but then never speak to each other again.
Their child Jane is now depressed.
Jill marries an ogre and Jack marries a slut.
Jane hates the step-parents, and runs away.
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1) To separate or depart from.
2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.
3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.
1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.
2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...
3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.
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When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's
You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray
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YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!
Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"
Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
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