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Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 2, 2005

128๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dog with 2 dicks

A smug man or a man that has a beautifull girlfriend

Since he pulled that model he's like a dog with 2 dicks!

by Thibor November 8, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 9, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 19, 2018


hotter than a dog with forty dicks

An extremely horny male

We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!

by Fa Fa January 5, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.

Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

by Snead Mcruther January 21, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž