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I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:
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When Pickle Bread is needed, this substance is skillfully created using the utmost carefulness. Dill Dough can start shaking and vibrating uncontrollably if the wrong measurements are used. This Dough is loved by many lonely women and can satisfy even the most hungry woman.
Woman 1: Im so hungry i need something to eat.
Woman 2: Well you can always come over to my place and have some of my dill dough.
Woman 1: wow thank you, i would love to share with you
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Generally a rich drug dealer, dealing anything from marijuana to coke.
Man, I'm fiending! Give me the phone, I'll call dough boy, he'll give me the hook-up.
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Someone that is so dumb that they are a waste of humanity
Jonny: Whats 2+2
Shane: You're a fucking dough goat
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When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.
"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You
The act of a woman rubbing a doughy cock between the palms of her hands much like the act of a baker rolling dough.
Much like the act of starting a fire.
I had a sloppy dick before that bitch gave me a dough roller.
To make a large amount of money in one fell swoop
Denis flipped his 2 bedroom condo and is now raking in the dough.
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