drunk

Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.

Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)

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drunk

An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."

"You're drunk."

After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."

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drunk

A form of hydration involving alcohol.

I would have had a Gatorade after my work-out, but I got drunk instead.

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drunkness

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.

Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!

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drunkative

When one is extremely intoxicated and wishes to converse repeatedly.

Kali, I am so totally drunkative. I think I'm going to text all my exboyfriends and confess my undying love for them.

Drunk

To become heavily affected by the contents of alcoholic beverages.

1. Randy Marsh from South Park is usually Drunk.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.

Drunk

what most people are on the weekend

Dude:im drunk in the club biotch!!!
dude 2: so am i!
Dude 3: awww shit i wanna get drunk to

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