erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

Terrorist Dyslexia

When a Terror organization is mad at another country/faction/head of state ect... and decides to take it out on the U.S via a terrorist attack.

Come on Haidar lets go protest our new president, nahh i got a better idea lets go bomb the U.S that'l show our president we hate him for sure. Sounds to me like you got Terrorist dyslexia dude.

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

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verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.

Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"

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numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

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Anti-Dyslexia

You write good nibba

Ayy nibba you Anti-Dyslexic
You actually have Anti-Dyslexia

Emoji dyslexia

is when you get confused by some emojis (is not only me right?)

“I get confused by 😔 and 😌 because I have emoji dyslexia”