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egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 1, 2009


egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 9, 2012


Going Egyptian

To protest as a nation due to oppression of basic human rights by the current government.

The republicans want to redefine rape in order to undermine women's rights? We're going Egyptian on their ass!

by The Pinkcrusader February 2, 2011


Egyptian Sandstorm

When you're tea-bagging your partner and you fart up their nose.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldn't escape Ryan's Egyptian sandstorm.

by User202 January 12, 2017

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Egyptian Jailbreak

An attempt to ambush someone which backfires humiliatingly in the face of the scheming person.

Did you see how Hosni tried to hate on Joe in front of those girls last night.

Total Egyptian jailbreak, his fly was open and the girl started laughing.

by EZ343 February 9, 2011

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egyptian wreckingball

The act of a male receiving a blow job (hummer) and while still wet from the woman's saliva, rubbing his genitalia in sand and smacking her in the face with his sand-covered penis.

Variations of this act may include (but are not limited to) using only the penis, only the testicles or the full male genitalia.

"Hey bro what'd you end up doing with that chick last night?"
"We went to the beach and she gave me head and I hooked her eye up with an Egyptian wreckingball."
"Nice, I'm more of an Alabama Hot Pocket man myself though"

by 30bird April 12, 2008

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leaping egyptian

to skip a base. not talking about sports ;-)

me and chris pulled a leaping egyptian and went straight to 3rd

by chailatte November 17, 2006

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