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Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

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elk day

When a whining bitch is having a bad day.

"Hi I am jo the slut, im having an elk day so fuck off and do my dishes" - Jo

by Jeremy Peter April 30, 2006

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getto elk

domesticated animal (usually cat or dog) abandon in a urban area, now running wild with other animals

did you see that herd of getto elk

by K.H. April 13, 2004

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Elk Grove

The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis

Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name

by Pj Weber September 23, 2006

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elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 2, 2012


Get Elked

A capped Don who fails on a gangster durden and gets shot in the face

I missed on a durden I'm about to get Elked

by Randoooom April 9, 2022


Elk rapids

Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows

Hey let’s go toy elk rapids and swim and eat pizza...that’s it

by Smaye January 11, 2020