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A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."
*shakes head during replay*
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Person 1: Whoa.. why is he so in love with his cousins?
Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.
A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.
I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.
Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.
Doing something to the full extent of the action
"That's a really big meal, that's some expert level eating you got going there"
- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.
- retroactive forecaster
The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.
Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.
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The rarest skin in Fortnite™. It hasn't been in the item shop for more that 500 days.
"Hey Jim! I have Recon Expert!"
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