boss eyed

the definitive definition is; the condition of being able to see in two different directions at once. also known as; bogg eyed, however, this is a much more uncommon term.

I couldn't tell if she was looking one way or the other. I tell you, that girl is boss eyed!

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google-eyed

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.

Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.

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one eyed

To Be One Eyed, Meaning To Be Highly Intoxicated Where A Person Has To Shut One Eye To Get A Proper Visual Of His Or Her Surroundings Eg. Text Msgs, Door Handles, Girlfriend/Sister. An Act Most Commonly Found In The Tulsk Region Of Roscommon,Ireland.

Dave Is One Eyed Already. Ginger Tom Cant Find His Coat He Is That One Eyed. Gleeson Is Going To Get In A Row He Is That One Eyed.

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fuck eyed

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.

Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets

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Cherry Eyed

After smoking weed, users will become "cherry eyed" or, their eyes will become bloodshot from being high. It is caused by the blood vessels in the eye expanding. can be fixed with redness releif eye drops. Those who are high can be identified by having bloodshot red eyes, and their eyes are normally low.

I was so cherry eyed after that bowl of kush

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Low-Eyed

Verb. - 2 Definitions...

1 - To be under the influence of marijuana.

2 - The physical effect of marijuana on the eyelids.

1 - After you have smoked pot, especially a copious amount, and you are getting physically tired, but are still mentally stimulated, you will usually shuffle around with possibly blood-shot eyes wanting to make food, watch a movie, play an instrument and listen to music all at once....and the thought of this makes you want to chuckle for no reason...

This is the state of being "Low-Eyed"....basically a synonym for being pretty fucking stoned...

2 - When you have smoked marijuana, especially a copious amount, and your eye-lids feel heavy and comfortably rest at least half way closed. Being tired and/or in a super relaxed state in combination with the marijuana can also aid in the lowering of the eyelids.

This is known as literally being "Low-Eyed"

One dose not necessarily need to have eyelids that are halfway, or more, closed to be called "Low-Eyed" as long as they are under the influence of marijuana, because both definitions of "Low-Eyed" refer to being stoned off your ass and any stoner knows that ones eyes get lower once stoned, especially when stoned with good shit, thus the point is sure to get across either way.

P.S. - Led Zeppelin is the fucking best, sober or stoned, so go listen to all their music!

Definition 1 -

"Duuude man..have you seen Steve? He's
rocking out to Physical Graffiti on his I-Pod Mini in my den with the lights off staring at my lava lamp eating a bag of fun sized snickers...he's fuckin' low-eyed like crazy!"

Definition 2 -

"Hahaha man Steve...you can come with us 7-11 if you want, but I'm tellin' you, those eye drops aren't gonna help for shit....anyone who makes eye-contact with you is gonna know your ripped...you're fuckin' mega low-eyed bro!"

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swivel-eyed

Insane, but tinfoil-hat insane, not mentally-ill insane.

The swivel-eyed loon was convinced aliens were monitoring him.

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