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When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction
John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen
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A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.
Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...
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his rizz is 6/10 yet he pulls so many men and women, he has long hair, and he looks like a girl
"Look at Rain Ezekiel Magno talking to that girl"
"6/10 rizz he says..."
Literally the worst person on earth you would EVER meet ong and dont forget he is a fucking cheater.
ew your ezekiel perez
The coolest black man you've ever seen he is so beautiful.
the best character in total drama (JUSTICE FOR EZEKIEL)
Person 1: “I feel so bad for Ezekiel! He didn’t deserve to go feral!
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)
Ezekiel is a cute and amazing twinkish boyfriend. He knows how to make anyone feel happy and makes everything better when he's there. He's a little gay but that's okay.
I am so lucky to have Ezekiel Wilson as my boyfriend.