first rounder

Hockey lingo for describing a girl who is smoking hot and you'd smash ferda.

Damn that waitress is a first rounder

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Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

Achievement First

Lame ass school that needs to be shut down. DO NOT GO HERE, BY ANY MEANS‼️ The teachers, cuticular, and whole school is shitty, lame af😐

You go to Achievement First? That’s mad dayroom😭

Humanity First

A uniting force, bring together humans of all walks of life, wanting nothing more than the prosperity of a Humans, even if it means at the expense of none humans' suffering.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.

Ze 1:"Hey bro, you board?"

Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."

Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"

Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"

# Humanity First

first year

Apparently, the new politically correct way at several institutes of higher learning to refer to entities previously known as freshmen.

Steven: That red-headed freshman is so hot! I'm totally going to get that bitch drunk and bone her tomorrow night!
Greg: Really, Steven, I'm ashamed of your uncouth behavior -- the polite way of speaking about such an individual dictates that we use the term "first year."

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God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

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first commenter

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."

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